Mrs. Clinton, microphone in hand, speaks of being forced to eat pizza and not being able to work out on the campaign trail. Mrs. Clinton thinks of the effects on her physique and squeezes out enough moistness to make her eyes glisten and her voice sound teary. Come on America! Let's vote for Mrs. Clinton lest she be sad and forced to go away.

Answer: Get her elected. (With a promoter like him...)* At least Hillary Clinton will have someone, besides herself, to blame when she doesn't win her party's nomination. (Watch for low flying lamps and blue air on that day).

*Video of Bill Clinton on the stump in New Hampshire telling the folks that it's beyond his power to "change the story". Can't make her younger, taller, a man). Or likeable, or feminine, or forthcoming, or warm, or in possession of an agenda she's willing to reveal... Link via Drudge.

Fred Barnes new article in Weekly Standard addresses that moment during last Saturday's ABC Candidate Debates that had us yelling at the TV: the moment when each democrat candidate refused to acknowledge the factual success of the military surge in Iraq. Mr. Barnes details each candidate's inaccurate, wrong headed or just plain silly response to ABC's Charles Gibson's query on the subject here. Link via Lucianne.