The whole CV of Bart Simpson Barack Obama seems to be shaping up thusly:

I didn't hear it.* I didn't see it.** I didn't fill it out.

*Any discussion of or actual sermon by his Pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright with anti-American or out of the Christian mainstream content.

**Any one of his church's bulletins praising Nation of Islam leader, Louis Farrakhan. Any one of his church's bulletins publishing the manifesto of Palestinian Terror group Hamas.

Reminds us of this Canadian story.

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