Congrats to Matt Drudge and staff for continuing to put out the most frequented site with the highest traffic. From Drudge's site:

snip...MARCH '08 THE BIGGEST MONTH IN THE DRUDGEREPORT'S 13 YEAR HISTORY! MAIN PAGE LOADED 590,943,577 TIMES... TOPS MARCH 2007'S 425,371,511... TOPS MARCH 2006'S 287,443,312 ... MANY THANKS FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUPPORT... THE LOVERS AND THE HATERS... AND NEWS ENTHUSIASTS IN OVER 100 COUNTRIES!

Hllary Clinton made the Damage Control Pilgrimage to Leno last night. (You know, that's the stop movie stars, celebrities and politicians make when they've gotten their collective dérrières in a sling). If they've been arrested in flagrante delicto in a sports car with Miss Divine Brown, if they've had their blonde hotness cooled in a Los Angeles jail, or in Hillary's case if they've confused a little Bosnian girl's candy and kisses with sniper fire and corkscrew landings in Tuzla.

Review of Mrs. Clinton's comedy timing and performance on Leno: Mrs. Clinton, don't quit your day job. Please.

Tasteless Cultural References alert:

You: Pregnant bearded lesbian with cosmetic radical double mastectomy and daily dose of male hormones.

Me: Obama girl and Chicago talk show host.

Objective: Massive ratings and an answer to the burning question -- is that a gun in your pocket or is your testosterone enhanced "rhymes with Delores" just glad to see me?

Image: Obama and Oprah, Obama girl. (SMH)

BBC notices the "dip in Global Warming" this cold, snow dumping winter. Global Warming alarm bells ring at BBC, explanation necessary. Discussing the obviously colder, snowy winter, especially in China required. Credit to La Niña. But not to worry, BBC then haul out their go to guys, and the Global Warming faithful spring into action predicting higher temps five years in the future. Sweaty brow mopped. Fire extinguished.
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